I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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