Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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