with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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