Please, let me fuck your mom
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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