...so i touched it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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