Kareoke will never be a sober sport
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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