he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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