I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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