So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
