Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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