Do vagina's smell?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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