I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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