So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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