Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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