It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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