Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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