we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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