I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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