smell my finger.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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