And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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