Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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