that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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