The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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