I could have mohawked her pubes.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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