I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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