marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He felt like a one man threesome
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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