So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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