Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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