i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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