so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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