If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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