absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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