A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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