Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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