everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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