can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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