you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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