herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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