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(586): View more from Michigan

Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.

(1-586): View more from Michigan

What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting

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(631): View more from New York

I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"

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(512): View more from Texas

He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said

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(917): View more from New York City

When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.

(347): View more from New York

It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.

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