whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My penis needs a shock collar
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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