I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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