Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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