I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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