Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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