How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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