I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
