I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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