she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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