Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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