i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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