But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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