What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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