I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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