I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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