It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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