just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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